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Sunday, October 27, 2002

Greetings all ye' who dare enter my domain:

I thought I'd share some valuable French phrases with you today. We should all sprinkle our conversations with a little French now and then, you know.

Well, on with the lesson.

"Are you drunk?"
"Est-ce que vous ĂȘtes ivre?"
(es - ke voo zet eevr)

"You're a complete moron"
"Tu es completement debile"
(tu eh com - plet - e - men de - beel)

"This restaurant isn't as good as Mc.Donald's"
"Ce restaurant n'est pas aussi bon que le Mc.Donalds'
(se re - staw - ran neh pas o - si bon ke le mac don - alds)

"You should sue your tailor"
"Vous devriez poursuivre votre tailleur en justice"
(voo de - vri - ay poor - sweevr votr tay - yer en zhu - stees)

"Long live Algeria"
"Vive l'Algerie"
(vee - ve lal - zhe - ree)


posted by Roger | 11:00 PM
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